Funny, witty, silly, ironic quotations about love. Make your beloved laugh whole-heartedly with funny love sayings. Say what's in you heart to your beloved in a funny yet romantic way with these funny love sayings. Love is what makes two people desire each other

    If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question -By Lily Tomlin

    The bravest thing that men do is love women. - By Mort Sahl

    One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry - By Oscar Wilde

    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - By Anonymous

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - By Samuel Johnson


    Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - By Albert Einstein

    You can't put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories. - By Melanie Clark

    The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. - By Woody Allen

    Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. - By Basta

    I Love making friends. It is the people I can't stand. - By Linus

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - By Samuel Johnson

    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - By Anonymous

    It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. - By Fred Allen

    One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry - By Oscar Wilde

    The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. - By George Bernard Shaw

    There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. - By John Kenneth Galbraith

    Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. - By Helen Rowland

    Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating - By Unknown

    Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another - By Unknown

    Think of love as a card game:
    first, get rid of the jokers,
    throw away the hearts,
    keep the diamonds...
    then try to get a king - By Unknown

    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy - Her heart - By Unknown

    Sometimes I wonder if men
    and women really suit each other.
    Perhaps they should live next door
    and just visit now and then - By Anonymous

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste - By Unknown

    Honesty is the key to a relationship.
    If you can fake that, you're in - By Unknown

    When you are courting a nice girl
    an hour seems like a second.
    When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
    seems like an hour. That's relativity - By Unknown

    No ones perfect.
    It's when you see past the imperfections
    that you call it love - By Unknown

    Love is a game
    that two can play and both win - By Unknown

    One good thing about Internet dating:
    you're guaranteed to click with
    whomever you meet - By Unknown

    You have to kiss a lot of toads
    before you find a handsome prince - By Unknown

    Before you find your handsome prince,
    You've got to kiss a lot of frogs - By Unknown

    The difference between genius and stupidity is;
    genius has its limits - By Unknown 

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